4.14.08 Quote of the day…
Published on 14 Apr 2008 at 6:44 am.
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For every minute you are angry
you lose sixty seconds of happiness.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Owning it is only a click away…
Published on 11 Apr 2008 at 6:54 am.
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Yes! That’s right! You could soon be the owner of this Male Member-shaped Cheeto!
Only on eBay!
Bidding starts at only 99 cents! Although shipping is $7.40 (must be heavier than it looks)
But the real question is, what do you do with it once it arrives?
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Queen for a (hump) Day - X…
Published on 9 Apr 2008 at 8:57 am.
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Royal News!
It was an all-out celebration of red, white and blue when France’s President Nicolas Sarkozy and his wife lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy recently traveled to England to visit The Queen.
Her Majesty, dressed in a beautiful tan suit of Grand Ginger Gabardine waited impatiently for the honorable guests to arrive. Later that evening, she was planning to watch her shows on Tivo there would be a state dinner in honor of the guests.
During the welcoming celebration, France’s First Lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy turned to The Queen and said, Your letters were true! Your daughter-in-law really does look like a horse! “La réception est magnifique!”
Her Majesty later introduced the French visitors to the most recent works of French art added to the Royal Collection by Queen Elizabeth II at Windsor Castle.
“Isn’t it amazing what you can buy on eBay these days! They are lovely additions to the collection”, said The Queen.
And after a two-day whirlwind, the excitement dies down and it’s back to business as usual.
You may return to your common lives now.
Thank you, that is all.
News Worth Reading:
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One Word Meme…
Published on 4 Apr 2008 at 9:43 am.
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Haven’t done one of these in months years. Got it from Patts, so here it is…
Only one word answers.
1.Where is your mobile phone? Desk
2.Your significant other? Jerry
3.Your hair? Brown
4.Your mother? Giving
5.Your father? Deceased
6.Your favourite thing? Crackers
7.Your dream last night? Startling
8.Your favorite drink? Tea
9.Your dream/goal? Graduated
10.The room you’re in? Office
11.Your ex? Forgiven
12.Your fear? Hairless
13.Where do you want to be in 6 years? Europe
14.Where were you last night? Home
15.What you’re not? Female
16.Muffins? Banana
17.One of your wish list items? Lens
18.Where you grew up? California
19.The last thing you did? Pee
20.What are you wearing? Shirt
21.Your TV? Off
22.Your pets? Cuddly
23.Your computer? Mac
24.Your life? Good
25.Your mood? Crappy
26.Missing someone? Sometimes
27.Your car? White
28.Something you’re not wearing? Underwear
29.Favorite Store? Target
30.Your summer? Dallas
31.Like someone? Lelo
32.Your favorite color? Purple
33.When is the last time you laughed? Today
34.Last time you cried? Months
35.Who will/would re-post this? Nobody
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